Goat for Dinner
The young couple invited their
aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in
the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked
their son what they were having. "Goat," the little
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"